What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.