What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes