What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.