What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go