What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.