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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.