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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird