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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.