What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.