What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!