What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.