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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale