Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
One squeeze and they're all over you.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
