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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us