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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.