What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!