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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!