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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!