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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Why are pills white?

Because they work.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!