HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
The posters
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
MOOOOOO!!!!
