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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Chive Talkin'

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired