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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.