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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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A bread-stick-em-up!

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Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.