What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.