What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.