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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

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Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin