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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife