What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)