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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails