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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.