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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails