What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What about you?

Me: define "child"

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.