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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.