What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

Ram a man

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?