What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.