What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.