What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to