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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized