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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM