28 Year Old Jokes

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Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts