What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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He had no body to go with.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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To get a filling!

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Don't taste me, bro!

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.