What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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In the trunk of a car.

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Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

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Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.