What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..