What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store