What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.