What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.