Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.