What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.