What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.