What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Casper Jokes More Casper Jokes

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.