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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.