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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.