What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!