What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy