What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

To get to the other side....

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.