What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.