What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What is a Freudian slip?

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa