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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume