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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...