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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.