What three words will emasculate any man?

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.