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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.