What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.