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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot