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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!