Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.