Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?