Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.