Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.