Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.