Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
A construction site
Pupil: I get up early!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Food's on me tonight.
Please sir, I don't want any treble.
My mugger, giving my purse back
